Too old to squat

　

>>>TOO OLD TO SQUAT
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>>>An elderly man really took care of his body.
>>>He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.
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>>>One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.
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>>>So he decided to do something about that.
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>>>He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
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>>>A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.
>>>Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand,
>>>the lady with the cane began to move the penis
>>>around with her cane.
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>>>
>>>Remarking to the other little old lady, she said:
>>>"There really is no justice in the world."
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>>>The other little old lady asked:
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>>>"What do you mean by that?"
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>>>The first little old lady replied:
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>>>"Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it."
>>>"When I was 30, I enjoyed it."
>>>"When I was 40, I asked for it."
>>>"When I was 50, I paid for it."
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>>>"When I was 60, I prayed for it."
>>>"When I was 70, I forgot about it."
>>>"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."