Husbands are husbands

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>A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the

head with a frying pan.

>'What was that for?' the man asked.

>The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny

on it that I found in your pants pocket'.

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>The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the nameof the horse I beton' the wife apologized and went on with thehousework..>Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on thehead with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.

>Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
>Wife replied.. 'Your horse phoned'