>>"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and
>>I can't figure out how to get started."
>>
>>Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
>>
>>The little silver haired lady says, "According to the
>>picture on the box, it's a rooster."
>>
>>Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
>>
>>She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
>>spread all over the table.
>>
>>He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
>>then turns to her and says,
>>
>>"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
>>able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
>>
>>He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to
>>relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep
>>sigh ............
>>
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>>"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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